All Black Myth Wukong Weapons Tier List

If you’ve ever found yourself wandering through the visually stunning yet utterly unforgiving world of Black Myth Wukong weapons selection has likely caused you to scream into the void. As someone who’s clocked over 2000 hours of gameplay—yes, I’m that guy who’s practically merged with his controller—I feel it’s my solemn duty to guide you through the murky waters of weapon choices. So, here it is: my meticulously crafted, painfully honest, and surprisingly hilarious tier list of every staff and spear in the game. You’re welcome.

Black Myth Wukong Weapons : A Personal Rant

Weapons in Black Myth: Wukong are far more than just tools. They’re your lifeline, your pride, and occasionally, your biggest source of regret. I still wake up in a cold sweat remembering the day I invested in the Bronze Cloud Staff, only to realize it hits harder on my ego than on my enemies.

So, before you waste valuable in-game currency and materials on a dud, let’s break down this tier list. Spoiler alert: Not all staves are created equal. Some will make you feel like an immortal being capable of defying the gods, while others will make you question your entire life’s decisions. Let’s dive into the good, the bad, and the downright ugly.

D-Tier Weapons: The Trash Heap

1. Bronze Cloud Staff

Stats:

Base Attack: 36
Crit Chance: N/A

Why it’s awful: This DLC weapon feels like a cruel joke from the developers. It boasts a tiny improvement of six extra base attack compared to the default staff, but that’s where the excitement ends. There are no upgrade tiers, no special utility, nothing to make this weapon worth your time. It’s like buying a glittery stick from a bargain bin, only to find it can’t even scratch the surface of what’s to come. This one is best left forgotten.

2. Willow Wood Staff

Stats:

Base Attack: 30
Passives: None

Why it’s awful: This is your starter weapon, and it’s about as exciting as a bowl of plain oatmeal. Sure, it’s upgradeable, but that’s the extent of its charm. If you’re still using this after Chapter 1, it’s time to rethink your strategy. This staff’s passiveness to mediocrity is nothing short of frustrating, and I’m silently judging anyone who sticks with it longer than they should.

C-Tier Weapons: The Meh Squad

1. Wind Bear Staff

Stats:

Base Attack: 50
Crit Rate: 4%

Why it’s meh: The Wind Bear Staff brings a slight improvement over the starter weapons, but its passive is tied to the Cloud Step cooldown, making it as situational as that friend who only texts you when they need something. It’s better than the Willow Wood Staff, but not by much. This is a weapon you’ll quickly replace as soon as something better comes along.

2. Purple Epic Chitten Staff

Stats:

Base Attack: 80
Crit Chance: 5%

Why it’s meh: For an epic rarity weapon, the Purple Epic Chitten Staff is a huge letdown. Its healing passive sounds fantastic, but in reality, it’s barely noticeable. It’s like hoping for a delicious gourmet meal and ending up with a stale sandwich. The theory behind it might be sound, but in practice, it’s just another forgettable piece of equipment.

B-Tier Weapons: The Solid Contenders

1. Rat Sage Staff

Stats:

Base Attack: 67
Crit Chance: 7%

Why it’s solid: The Rat Sage Staff is a reliable weapon that you’ll find at the end of Chapter 2. It doesn’t have any flashy gimmicks, but it does its job well, offering solid stats and buffs for light attack combos. It’s dependable, like that one friend who always remembers your birthday and shows up with the right gift.

2. Cloud Pattern Stone Staff

Stats:

Base Attack: 60
Passives: Buff to charged heavy attacks in Smash stance

Why it’s solid: If you enjoy smashing things in the early game, the Cloud Pattern Stone Staff is a great choice. Its passive buff to charged heavy attacks in Smash stance makes it an excellent option for those first few grueling chapters. It’s situational but reliable—perfect for players who enjoy a more aggressive playstyle.

A-Tier Weapons: The Game-Changers

1. Kang Jin Staff

Stats:

Base Attack: 70
Crit Chance: 6%

Why it’s great: The Kang Jin Staff is a game-changer, especially in the early to mid-game. Its lightning strike passive makes it incredibly useful against tougher enemies, and the stats are solid across the board. It’s the kind of weapon that makes you feel like Zeus on a good day, wielding the power of the gods with each strike.

2. Spike Shaft Staff

Stats:

Base Attack: 80
Passives: Invincibility frames during Resolute Strike

Why it’s great: The Spike Shaft Staff is a unique weapon that brings invincibility frames during its Resolute Strike. While its uptime is limited, this staff compensates with solid stats and a game-changing passive. It’s perfect for strategic players who know when to time their attacks and rely on clever positioning. Using this staff is like having a cheat code at your disposal—only it’s cooler.

S-Tier Weapons: The Gods Among Staves

1. Fubon Staff

Stats:

Base Attack: 120
Crit Chance: 25%

Why it’s godly: The Fubon Staff is a true powerhouse. With its incredible passive and versatile stats, it’s the weapon you’ll want in every situation. The 25% crit chance is more than enough to deal devastating damage, and its utility makes it a fan-favorite. If you’re looking for a weapon that can handle everything the game throws at you, this is it.

2. Dark Iron Staff

Stats:

Base Attack: 110
Crit Chance: N/A

Why it’s godly: The Dark Iron Staff focuses on raw power instead of crit chance, and it does it very well. Its synergy with flat defense stats makes it a fantastic late-game weapon, perfect for tanky builds that need to take on tougher enemies without getting obliterated in the process. If you enjoy playing defensively while still dealing significant damage, this is the staff for you.

3. Jingu Bang

Stats:

Base Attack: 135
Crit Chance: 6%

Why it’s godly: The Jingu Bang is one of the most iconic and devastating weapons in the game. Not only does it boast the highest base attack in the tier, but its ability to store a fourth Max charge of your focus meter is a total game-changer. Plus, it’s the Monkey King’s signature weapon—what’s not to love? Wielding this weapon makes you feel unstoppable, and its powerful attacks can crush even the toughest of enemies.

Conclusion: Don’t Be That Guy

Navigating Black Myth: Wukong is challenging enough without being weighed down by a subpar weapon. Whether you’re smashing through enemies with the Cloud Pattern Stone Staff or flexing with the legendary Jingu Bang, the right weapon can make all the difference.

Do you have a favorite weapon that I didn’t cover in enough detail? Drop a comment below and tell me why I’m wrong (you probably won’t change my mind, but I’ll enjoy the banter). And if you’re still using the Willow Wood Staff, please—do yourself a favor and upgrade already. For the love of Wukong, let’s see some progress! Happy smashing!